Indian Country

If you own a shirt with an eagle, a wolf or an Indian on it…You might be Native American

If you get up right now and walk to your closet, or look in the hamper or for some, just look in the mirror, you will see a shirt with an eagle, a wolf or an Indian on it. Heck, you might even own a shirt that has all three. Buffalos, hawks and deer also count.

If you own shirts that look like these... You might be Native American. (Vincent Schilling)

Vincent Schilling

If you own shirts that look like these… You might be Native American.

If you own at least one piece of turquoise jewelry… You might be a Native American

You might have a small pair of earrings or a straight out arm cuff with a six inch oval of turquoise, but no matter how big or small your collection, if you have that beautiful stone in your house or on your person, well, you know.

If you own any jewelry like this... You might be Native American. (Vincent Schilling)

Vincent Schilling

If you own any jewelry like this… You might be Native American.

If you have ever posted, plus 1’d, retweeted or liked a frybread meme on social media… You might be Native American

You’ve done it haven’t you, you noticed a funny meme with frybread on it and you couldn’t help yourself. In the midst of your lol-ing, you reshared it. It’s ok, I’ve done it too. There’s no shame.

Ever shared something like this on any of your social media accounts? You might be Native American

Ever shared something like this on any of your social media accounts? You might be Native American

If you’ve used the terms Rez, snag, cuz or teepee creep recently… You might be a Native American

We might think the rest of society has a small clue as to what these terms mean, but seriously? No one has the smallest clue. It’s alright cuz, we’re down like that. See you on the Rez.